Jeff has the week off, and fellow dad Tim has stepped in to take his place. This week, Fuzz and Tim talk about moving, traveling for work, and a list of other dad-related things.
Whoa, dudes! 25 episodes!? Sweet!
This week, the guys play the caricature-stereotype game, try to guess what the tooth fairy does with all those teeth, dream about getting a sweet gig at BuzzFeed or Mashable where they can just read reddit and copy/paste all day, and they talk about Sesame Street parodies.
Back in 2011, my wife and I celebrated our marriage by spending a week at an all-inclusive resort in Playa Del Carmen, Mexico. While loaded up on free tequila and lofty dreams, we vowed to come back five years later to celebrate our anniversary.
This past weekend was our fifth anniversary.
We went to Menards.
This week: Fuzz realizes you never talk about your kid sleeping through the night. Amazon Prime is the bane of mail carriers everywhere. Gary V’s company’s PR issue in Cannes. Father’s Day gift recap. Brexit. Clipping kids’ fingernails. Hiring a lawn care operator to fertilizer your lawn and make it look great. Kids talking on the phone in the day of no landlines.
Many apologies from Fuzz for the breathy delivery, this week. The kids spread around the ick.
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The guys are back from paternity leave. In this week’s episode: When is the best time to turn on the heat? What’s worse – actual hell or staying overnight with children in hotel rooms? People who smoke in the car with kids are worse than fascist rulers of 20th Century European empires. The pumpkin farm racket. Fond du Lac, Wisconsin, is the ‘Stallis of the Fox Valley. And costumes.
If you haven’t heard, Fuzz’s wife had their baby girl – hence the recent hiatus. In fact, the little one popped out right after Episode 20 was recorded. And the episode has just been sitting there on Fuzz’s hard drive ever since…
UNTIL NOW. *cue dramatic music*
On this week’s episode, which was recorded 6 weeks ago, Jeff gives us the full lowdown on The Bachelor. Fuzz explains why sleep is habit forming. All about Weezer. Dexter Holland is a genius. The Adirondack Anniversary. The Mad Men Christmas Party episode. Giving birth. If you smell Febreze, run. Just say “no” to stuffed animals. Tsum Tsum toys. Anamaniacs. And more tangents than a 10th grade advanced geometry exam.
On this week’s episode of the show: a nasty fact about Jeff’s dog, Jeff needs a stage name, why Mulaney failed, Fuzz’s fence saga, there are some weird people on this planet, Fuzz goes full geek on lawn care, and wasps are jerks.
Plus… a really dumb Dad Tip and a pretty good one – you pick which one is which.
On this week’s show, the guys show their age. Fuzz fulfills his lifetime dream of sharing a stage with Chris Farley. They discuss how kids these days will never get the pleasure of renting movies like Disorderlies or House Party with Kid n Play, nor will they wear Cross Colors or Hypercolor shirts. A prophecy about future technology and how their kids will view them doing a podcast. Recycling old tube televisions. A discussion on the new National Lampoon’s Vacation trailer and how new Rusty has devolved into a typical “dumb dad.”
This week’s Dad Tips:
- Choose your dentists wisely.
- Be actively involved in your kids’ interests.